I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Every avenue I turn, I seem to be meeting fierce objection to this whole "Clash of the Titans" remake thing that's going down in cinemas this April. And yet, I remain thoroughly drawer-dousingly excited about the whole shebang.

Greek mythology is a sorely under-mined vein in modern Hollywood cinema. The closest thing we've had in the last ten years was Troy, and that didn't feature any giant fucking scorpions or snake-haired lady-monsters at all. This has both of those things, plus a flying horse, plus winged beasties with sharp teeth, plus a Sam Worthington, plus Stygian witches, plus a mah'fookin Kraken. All wrapped up in a tidy bow of excessive CGI and sprinkled with an out-of-place trailer song by The Used, of all people.

I may sound like I'm being sarcastic, but for the first time in my pathetic little life, I'm really not. Bring this shit on YESTERDAY ALREADY.